Metropolis

Metropolis is a free weekly magazine in Japan that is in English. You usually find it at locations that you are sure to find Westerners like Outback Steakhouse, T.G.I.Fridays, etc. On Saturday, we picked up a copy at Outback and were perusing the classifieds. Metropolis is NOTORIOUS for it's hialrious personals. My favorite of the week is:

"Male maid? Ladies, hate cleaning? Would you like a maid? I am a transvestite maid that loves to clean. I'll clean your place in exchange for makeup and dressing tips."

I might just respond!